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Beauty and the Beef

The gentle knocking at the large, oaken door startled the prince, but only for a second. He got up, quietly, and made his way to the doors.

The visitor knocked again, more urgently this time.

The prince, with his great strength, pulled open the mighty, heavy door to see a shady figure wrapped in rags.The figure, with a ragged female voice, asked for shelter in the storm that was now apon them. The prince had not noticed the heavy sheets of sleet and rain pounding outside, for he was too busy with his endless boredom, trying to balance a pin on a crooked table. It had not worked so far.

He gazed into the woods that surrounded his home, the thick trees that had lived for hundreds of years, then looked back at the woman. Without notice, he ripped off the hood that revealed an old woman, with her white hair in a knot, sunken cheeks, and dark bags under her eyes.

And he started to laugh.

Strong, deep laughter echoed in the damp stone hall, so strong that it broke the old woman’s heart, stomping it flat into splinters.

But with every laugh, she became angrier, and angrier until she started shouting a curse, a curse that would doom the young prince forever, but at the last moment, she took pity.

And tweaked the curse a bit.

Now, a greenish yellow cloud appeared from her pointed finger, and like a snake, it coiled around the prince like an anaconda to its prey. Instead of the humor, fear as cold as stone replaced it, and a single scream escaped his lips before he kneeled over. A strange sensation overpowered him, along with the smell of grass and milk. The odd combination of the two comforted him.

The old woman had transformed too, and instead of an ancient, hunched lady, a beautiful young woman appeared. With curly, dark hair, skin as pale as snow and long, red nails, she outdid the old woman. She glared at the prince and nodded, satisfied, then disappeared in a flash of rose-colored light.

The prince reached out his hand, willing her to come back, but no one came. He clenched his fist, vowing that if he ever saw her again, he would give the order to throw her in jail.

But his fist did not clench.

In horror, he got a good look at his hand.

And screamed.

But what came out of his lips, frozen with fear

was a surprised ‘MOO!’

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Dark

In a dark, dark world
There was a dark, dark land
And in that dark, dark land,
There was a dark, dark town
And in that dark, dark town,
There was a dark, dark house
And in that dark, dark house
There was a dark, dark room
And in that dark, dark room
There was a dark, dark closet
And in that dark, dark closet
There was a dark, dark coat
And in that dark, dark coat
There was a dark, dark pocket
And in that dark, dark pocket,
There was a twisted, twisted spoon

This is a story my sister made up (I think). Usually, the ending goes different though. We try to make it so it would make the others laugh. There have been pink jelly beans, a sonic screwdriver, the god of all muffins, a few mice and once even another universe in that dark, dark pocket. Now we tell it to our cousins whenever we see them.

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Cheesecake

 
                                                                                                                                             Almond Cheesecake

Photo Credit: James via Compfight

 

Recently, my twin sister made a cheesecake. Not just any cheesecake, but a peanut butter cheesecake with chocolate graham cracker crust and peanut butter chips inside. It gets really boring waiting for the cheesecake your dreams to come out of the oven at your dads house. Forty-five minutes was way too much time for my precious cheesecake to bake. I had to live with it, though.

After watching 45 minutes of TV, I heard the timer go off. I swear, I could hear angles singing right then. My sister took it out of the oven and put it into the refrigerator to cool. For 3 hours. I was unaware of the time, because I had gotten very involved with the TV. Before I knew it, though, we had to go back to my moms house. My dad wrapped up the treasure in tinfoil and we drove it 15 blocks to my moms house. We told our mom about the cheesecake, and of course I wanted to devour it right away, but sadly, we had to eat dinner.

Dinner had gone slow, for my mom made one I didn’t like. My much older sister was the only one who ate it and liked it. After dinner, I had totally forgotten about the cheesecake and started to head to my room. Thankfully, my mom hadn’t forgotten pulled the pie out of the refrigerator. I think I heard angels singing right then too. I sat down again and used a knife to cut it into 8 slices. We ate 4 immediately and then went back to our rooms. The angels were still singing to that point.

The next morning, my sister had the best idea she had ever had in ages. My sisters, our housemate and I ate the remaining 4 slices of heaven for breakfast.

 

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